Start the New Year with Your Favorite Vice!
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 by Mich Masoch
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You’ve done the living room parties, you’ve trolled the same-ol’ same-ol’ club scene, and you crave something different, something funkaliciously new to ring in the new year. Can’t blame you. There’s nothing more suck than starting a fresh, new year with a snooze-fest.
Well, I’m here to help you find the freaky New Year’s Eve of your fevered fantasies!
Let’s start with LUSTFUL fun, since … well … that’s my favorite kind of kicks.
London, UK
Toture Garden New Years Eve Ball
How does a kinky fetish party with stage performances, naughty installations complete with cages and pole dancing podium, and what the organizers refer to as the Budoir Dungeon sound? Pretty yummy, eh?
Los Angeles
The Black & White Masquerade Ball
Our friends at Bar Sinister never fail to come up with a fab night of dark debauchery. This one has goth charm, alongside fetish fun, with play stations to start the year with a bang (or at least a nice crack or slap).
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Miss Kitty’s 2010 New Year’s Eve: A Space Sex Odyssey
Oh, fuck yes! Want to party like Barbarella on a dirty bender? Well, this is just the place for it. Miss Kitty’s has set up a futuristic disco brothel, complete with live erotic interplanetary shows, interactive pleasure stimulation areas, and … HOT DAMN! … male and female sex-bots!
Toronto, CA
SubSpace
Sure, every place has its own fetish New Year’s bash. But SubSpace has a pretty yummy one with a killer rep. Want tp get your freak on in the Toronto area? This is probably the most sexy place to do it.
Miami
Vivid’s Sex Sells
Want to rock in 2010 with some porn stars? Mega-porn giant Vivid and Opium at the Seminole Hard Rock have your perfect New Year’s Eve all ready for you!
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Nude Year’s Eve
Want to let it all hang out … I mean, literally, let it ALL hang out? Then the weekend butt-naked extravaganza at South Florida’s most well-known clothing-optional beach might just be your thing. Be warned, though, not all naked is created equal … some sights make you really grateful for the existence of clothes … just sayin’ …
Speaking of clothes, there are a few tasty options in the “fancy dress” category …
Alton, IL
Bubby & Sissy’s, an open-minded kinda place
How the fuck can you beat a fabulous drag show for unbridled fun? You can’t! This looks like a wonderful island of fab, sparkly sanity in the midst of what seems a pretty rural area so, if you’re anywhere nearby, maybe their New Year’s Eve party is just the thing to kick the ear off with some dragalicious kicks!
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Edinburgh (South Queensferry), Scotland
The Loony Dook
Okay, you’ve got me, Loony Dook is actually a New Year’s Day event, but it is part of the New Year’s weekend Hogmanay party/drunkfest so is fair game. Besides, how can one NOT love the hell out of a whole fuckload of Scots getting all dressed up in fancy dress costume, parading their asses down to the Firth of Forth in the cold, then plunging into the water for a frolic? Tell me that’s not a polar bear event with fucking killer style!
Speaking of love, how else do you think Venetians would celebrate the New Year?
Venice, IT
Love 2010
Sure, there’s a big, wonderful concert, dancing, and festivities but Love 2010 takes it up a notch on the LOVE. According to their website, “Once again, the New Year celebrations will culminate in a vast, communal kiss between over 60,000 people.” Pucker up!
There’s also some really great themed parties out there, ones that go well above and beyond to give you a night and experience you’ll not soon forget. Here are just a few examples of funky fun for the more adventurous …
Austin, TX
Welcome to the Freak Show
Like your fun with a circus freak edge to it? Welcome to the Freak Show might be right up your alley.
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London, UK
Gypsy Hotel
How can you resist anyplace that refers to themselves and their event as a, “Bourbon Soaked Snake Charmin Rock’n'Roll Cabaret and Freaky Side Show?” Easy, you fucking can’t!
Los Angeles, CA
NYETwentyTen – Space Odyssey
Super-futuristic with a frick’n geodesic dome? New Year’s Eve funkadellic WIN!
Newport, RI
New Year’s Murder Mystery at Astors’ Beechwood Mansion
What better way to have a killer night than spending the night with a killer? In the gorgeous Beechwood Mansion, you join the Astors for a night a theater, cut short by an untimely death, and get to try to solve a murder case.
Your taste even more exotic?
How about a night of sumptuous Indian cuisine, henna tattoos, and fabulously infectious music? You can get your festive Bollywood on at Brompton, Ontario’s New Year ‘s Eve Bollywood Extravaganza or, if you’re here in Cali, you can do New Year’s Eve Bollywood Style at Junnoon in Palo Alto.
Now that we’ve explored the rational vice-y options for your New Year’s Eve, want to hear the most fucked up NYE package, ever? Of course you do.
What would you say to round-trip air from NY to Miami with 5-star accomodations, a cheuffer-driven Rolls to the three hottest shows and parties in town (Lady Gaga, John Legend, and Brody Jenner) for the mere paltry sum of $100,000.
What if I told you that it also includes a fucking boob job? Told you it was a fucked up package.
Speaking of fucked up, I must share something really funny I came across in my searching for tasty info for this article. Please enjoy the beautiful insanity that is Google …
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And, one last parting shot …
I hear, according to tradition in Bolivia, you really want to choose your NYE and New Year’s Day undies with care. Apparently, the color of your drawers will determine your fate in the coming year. Red will give you love & passion, yellow is happiness and money, green prosperity, pink for friendship, and white for hope.
Wonder what it means if you fly commando …
Whatever the new year brings, hopefully it’s all good!
It’s been a kickass year, sharing all the news of Lip Service with you all. 2010 looks to be an even more exciting year, with lots and lots of killer events and goodies to celebrate our 25th year.
Thanks for helping us get there and being part of our Original Cult of Fashion Freaks!
Mich
your friendly neighborhood webmistress
3 Responses to “Start the New Year with Your Favorite Vice!”
By Vanity Kills on Dec 30, 2009
No harm I’m trying that underwear trick :D
Just sayin’
By TheWebMistress on Dec 30, 2009
*heh*
Think leopard undies might give me a wild new year? Sounds better than the obvious connotations of black …
Perhaps I’ll pick up a new pair of festively stripey ones. Fuck it … I want it ALL!
By psychosexualthriller on Jan 3, 2010
Hmmmm, my new year’s resolution WAS going to be to slow down my BLACK panty buying addiction… but now I have a reason to buy colored ones… if I buy green, maybe I’ll be able to pay off all the black ones I got last year LOL