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Your Denizen of the Dark for November is Gator McKinley!  He’s the former front man for the dearly departed LA band, Coffin Draggers and an exemplary Scorpio.

I asked Gator which of the Scorpio stereotypes he thought applied to him and which ones didn’t.  In his answers were all the elements of selective secrecy and acute awareness of mortality that are so characteristic of his sign.

“That all depends on what version of the stereotypes we’re talking about. I have heard so many different things over the years. If it’s the one about Scorpios being passionate lovers,  well then that one is true!  I’m also very emotional and soft hearted, but I can be firm, stubborn, opinionated and very staunch! I like being in the public eye, but at times I just want to be in the shadows. There are times that I want to be surrounded by loads of people such as in clubs, but as of late I mostly enjoy just staying home with my dogs. They are getting older and I want to spend as much time with them as I can before they move on.

I often hear that Scorpios are mean. I do not feel that I am mean. I can be when need be, but most of the time I feel I am kind and helpful. Unfortunately I often get taken advantage of by being kind and helpful.  I do think there are differences in October and November Scorpios. I was going to comment further on this, but I have chosen not to.”

Gator described how his passionate nature is as rooted in music as it is in – ahem – other areas of his life.

“I was raised in a musical family. My mother, father and sister all played music. It was always around me. Stupidly, though, when I was very young and stubborn I didn’t want to take piano lessons. I have always regretted that. I played saxophone and trumpet in school and then moved on to guitar. Then all of a sudden in 1985 I discovered the upright bass and that has been my main instrument since.  I have a very weird relationship with music. Some other musicians I know don’t seem to understand me. I really enjoy playing music, but if something does not feel right I don’t want to touch it.  I listen to several types of music, but I mainly listen to Classical but, not all forms of it. I tend to lean more toward strings and sad melancholy sounds. But it’s not just that either, I don’t really know how to describe it, but certain sounds move me and make me feel very emotional. I come from a very distant Irish heritage and when I hear old Irish folk music something stirs inside me and I tend to cry.”

Gators impressive honesty carries into his discussion of the now defunct band, Coffin Draggers, once a fixture in the Los Angeles goth/industrial music scene.

“Coffin Draggers are dead. It was a band that I really loved and was very passionate about. It was a part of me. It let me be someone that I may not have been otherwise. I gave that band everything but, it betrayed me. That is probably not the type of answer you were looking for, but that is all I can give on Coffin Draggers at the moment.”

On the contrary, in this astrologer’s opinion it’s a perfect example of the clear and candid sting that comes from the Scorpionic courage to see truth in the dark.  Thanks so much, Gator.  Happy Birthday.  

And now, for your ‘Scopes!

Aries

Communication and companionship support your most daring efforts this month.  Let the optimistic attitudes of the people around you get under your skin long enough to suppress the cynicism that’s been growing on you like a fungus.  On both the 16th and the 23rd you will find yourself rubbing elbows (and maybe other body parts) with the rich and powerful.  Keep your eyes peeled.  Even though Halloween is over, most of the heavy hitters will still be traveling incognito.  If you pay close attention, you’ll see through their masks and turn casual encounters into strong alliances.  Stay sharp.

Taurus

November feels to you like it is moving in fast-forward, but time always flies when you’re having fun!  Adventure and excitement impose themselves on your customary sense of peace early in the month.  It’s not at all unpleasant.  After Thanksgiving your to-do list gets rather lengthy, as people look to you to take charge.  Delegate responsibility to trustworthy minions and resist the temptation to do it all by yourself.  Don’t worry.  When they’re handing out medals you’re still assured to get the biggest, shiniest one.

Gemini

It’s been an intensely frustrating time for The Twins during which the logic and reason you so highly esteem proves about as effective as a surgeon’s scalpel trying to incise the surface of the ocean.  Mercury, your planetary ruler, shifts into retrograde on the 23rd, bringing more confusion into the mix.  Emotions are messy and they don’t make sense.  The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll be.  Continue to fight it and you’re fucked. 

Cancer

What’s yours is mine, what’s mine is theirs, and what’s theirs is on loan from somebody else.  Resources, both shared and private, are the focus of this month.  Giving of yourself must become a more conscious practice, lest you spend it all on the unworthy. Getting what you need is a whole lot easier if you know what you plan to do with it.  Look beyond your material needs, as well.  Time and energy prove immeasurable, especially when the almighty dollar is becoming less mighty by the minute.

Leo

If someone is kind enough to let you know there’s an enormous booger hanging from your left nostril, skip the righteous indignation and just say thanks.  Some truths are hard to take and November is riddled with particularly prickly ones.  The 23rd triggers stale, old issues that have lain dormant since April.  The smart thing to do is shut up and listen.  Otherwise, you know that whole Emperor’s New Clothes thing?  Yeah, that would be you.

Virgo

Mars muscles into your sign on the morning of the 10th, waking you up with loud reminders of how much needs to get done and how little time there is to do it.  Good thing your astrological superpower is efficient organization!  Mercury, your planetary ruler, stations direct on the 23rd so, expect the usual technological inconveniences he tends to dole out.  As on top of your game as you always are, I’m sure you’ve already backed up all your computer files and taken your ride in for a tune-up, right?

Libra

Stop obsessing over tiny imperfections for just a second, would you?  Look up from the microscope long enough to notice that things seem to have taken a very positive turn in your world.  Hope and optimism flow in symbiosis with structure and discipline.  How lovely!  It’s the perfect time to make big-picture choices and let the smaller details fall effortlessly into place.  Your job is to leave them the hell alone while they do that.  Can you do that?

Scorpio

Happy Birthday to the darkest, gothiest sign in the zodiac!  November promises to be a month of synchronicity and auspicious chance for you.  It will seem at times that the whole world is conspiring to help you.  Maybe it is.  Either way, it’s best to not question and just go with it.  If anyone has mastered the secrets of bending Fate to his will, it’s you.  Even Mercury’s retrograde, which begins November 23rd, will be comparatively painless.  Try not to laugh to loudly at the rest of us poor saps.

Sagittarius

Since you’ve been planning your birthday celebration for at least a week, already, you’ve certainly found strategies for getting around some of November’s impending suck.  You’re going to have to fight for a good time as schedules. obligations and responsibilities pile up to overwhelming proportions.  Luckily, your talent for finding fun in the least likely of places will surely land you in the midst of guerrilla festivities while the boss is tied up with a conference call.

Capricorn

Woah, chill out there, Stressypants!  I have seen more of you Sea-Goats in my office during the last week than I have in all the years I’ve been practicing Astrology!  Here’s why your usually skeptical self is suddenly all up in my grill: Pluto.  Yes, I know he’s not a planet anymore but, that doesn’t make him any less of an eruptive influence.  He’s in your sign, he went from retrograde to direct motion in September and recent triggers from faster-moving planets are making it uncomfortable to be you right now.  Things will improve in late December.  Until then, just try not to kill anyone.

Aquarius

It’s a great month for Water Bearers.  On the 9th, Neptune stations direct in the late degrees of your sign and the big philosophical picture re-emerges from the disjointed details that threatened to overwhelm you since May.  Mars moves out of opposition to your sign on the 10th, ending his irritating influence on your general sense of peace.  The 22nd is where you get the super-bonus points, however.  That’s when the sun moves into a supportive sextile to your sign and lovely lady Venus makes the same angle to your traditional ruler, Saturn.  It’s about to get a whole lot easier to get things done.

Pisces

So, there’s this little non-planet called Chiron and although he’s only an asteroid, once in a while his influence is rather noteworthy.  Such is the case in your sign, this month.  On November 10th, Chiron’s direct station in the first degree of Pisces presents unique opportunities for healing deep, personal wounds that you thought were long gone.  You do have the option of continuing to ignore them but, if you have the balls to face them, you may perceive these ancient injuries in a whole new light.  You might just find out that they gave you superpowers.

About Forest

Forest is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings. To make an appointment, visit her website: NuiCobalt.com or call 818-906-8263.

October’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than Scott Milton! He’s the mind and the voice behind LA band, The Present Moment. Scott exemplifies the pursuit of balance that lies at the heart of Libra.

Scott admits to a certain idealism and a romantic perspective on life, as those of his sign are wont to have. But, the Libran reputation for narcissism is something that Scott owns only inasmuch as he is “a musician, after all.”

“At a very young age,” Scott recounts, “my best friend and I started our own band … a New Wave project. We played on old casios and banged on tupperware and sang songs about crashing parties and we were still in 6th grade. That’s where it all started and I’ve been chasing it since like a bad drug!”

These days, Scott continues to chase that dragon. He has recorded three albums with The Present Moment in just the last two years. The most recent of them, entitled Loyal to a Fault, was released on September 20th by Desire/Mannequin Records. The ultra-noire music video created by P. G. Johnson for the track “Intrigue,” is soon to follow. A teaser is already live, on Vimeo (You may recognize a certain someone, therein.)

Intrigue – teaser from P. G. Johnson on Vimeo.

Scott describes The Present Moment as “An open concept driven project consisting of myself and other partners in crime, coldwave, new wave, ever changing and ever present. My ambition is to create and change as much as possible, keep it fresh and open musically so we can evolve from album to album in any format we choose. That is why I chose the name The Present Moment.”

Happy birthday, Scott and happy birthday, Libras! Keep making things of beauty and helping us to constantly redefine what beauty is.

And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

Dynamic tension characterizes much of your October. It’s easy to forget that resistance and opposition are not just intended to be a pain in your ass; they are absolutely necessary for building any strength, whatsoever. Your mighty muscle will rapidly become flaccid and flabby if there’s nothing to push against. The best way to utilize your strengths, this month is through authentic expression and standing for something greater than yourself. Around the 26th, you’ll get a very clear picture of how your goals are far more supported by the people who make things difficult than by the ones who tell you everything’s fine.

Taurus

In your pursuit of peace and pleasantries it will be all too tempting, this month, to ignore the facts. Keep checking your perspective against those of the people you trust. When your rational mind seems clouded, they can provide the clarity of objective perceptions. Be particularly cautious about how you interpret reality around October 7th. The choices you make, then, will bear fruit at Halloween. Try hooking into the infallible wisdom of the deep, intuitive mind by getting your yoga on, or maybe doing some guided meditation. That information source is far less vulnerable to the distortions that can impair the logical mind.

Gemini

If you followed my advice, last month and took full advantage of that golden opportunity for prosperity, you’re probably spending much of October at the negotiating table. People want what you’ve got and they’re willing to compensate you handsomely for it. Don’t be in a hurry to sign on the dotted line. Saturn’s meet-up on the 6th with your ruler, Mercury is a signal to slow down and read the fine print. You’ve come too far to blow it all on a moment of impatience. Also, in the midst of all the excitement, keep an eye on your closest ties. If you neglect your friends and love ones, who’s going to be around to celebrate your success?
　

Cancer

Your focus, this month, is on the distinction between “We” and “I.” No matter how enlightened you think you are, even the Dalai Lama can’t see his own face without a mirror. Let your interpersonal dealings show you a thing or two about yourself and don‘t avert your eyes when you come across the ugly stuff. Just let it teach you. What’s the common theme among the people with whom you spend your time? How is today’s theme different from the one from five years ago? Introspection by proxy, if you will. If you work that angle effectively, you’ll notice a steady increase of genuine support from your truest allies. You may also notice fewer inane text messages from those people you secretly dislike.

Leo

With Mars transiting your sign, throughout the entire month, you’ll find that your customary position in the spotlight is a bit less comfortable than usual. In fact, it’s an increasingly prickly place to be for any length of time. You just can’t seem to get a break. There’s a ceaseless impulse to be in motion, to go, to do, to act. Structure and discipline can be surprisingly helpful toward the latter half of October, providing lots of steady motivation to keep you running. But, I doesn’t provide many soft places to land. Friction with friends emerges around the 26th through the 28th. Stay honest with yourself and with them, or the only person to show up to your Halloween party will be you.

Virgo

It’s a really good month to think big. I mean life, the Universe and everything kind of big. With your superfine attention to detail, it may not be the easiest task for you but, just give it a shot. Truth is, you’re far more likely to see things clearly and accurately if you step way back from them. Imagine an impressionist painting. Now you get the idea. Distance and objectivity are your best friends, this month. In fact, why don’t you ask a couple of your friends for their take on a situation that has you stymied? Sure, you’re usually the one who plays advisor to everyone else but, a truly wise person knows when to get a second opinion. Shut up and listen, Smartypants.

Libra

Happy Birthday, lovely Libra. Your hair is perfect, your clothes are divine and every last accessory is impeccably placed. Now that I’ve buttered you up a bit, I’ll tell you the ugly truth about October: only drunk, masochistic submissives will be having a good time. Well okay, the spiritually enlightened, ascetic monks could be doing alright, too if you want to spin it that way. In either case, it will not feel good, nor will it be terribly productive to engage in the everyday, business-as-usual routine. Everything that appears to be logical and rational turns out to be inexplicably wrong. Don’t fight it. Simply defer to the wacky and the deranged, for now. After Halloween, things will tidy up, again. I promise.

Scorpio

You’ll be reveling in the intensity of deep, heartfelt conversations between intimate friends, lovers and conspirators throughout the month. Secrets and lies interwoven with intrigue, ooh! It’s just so sexy. That is, until the action starts to render real-world consequences. The sparks that fly on October 16th are more than likely to ignite permanent transformation. Change is good but, it’s important to treat that kind of firepower with respect, lest it go off in your face. When the sun enters your sign on the 23rd, ideas begin to take shape and breathe with a life of their own. Plan ahead. The seeds you plant, this month will bear fruit at the winter solstice. Try to temper all those naughty tricks with one or two nice treats.

Sagittarius

Your vision of the future has a dose of indisputable reality imposed upon it, this month. But, it’s not at all a bad thing. Some old, nagging money issues will finally get resolved around the 13th , setting you up for a whole new set of possibilities. On the 28th, you’ll be well served by your inherent, cheerful optimism as you ride out the external drama in peaceful stillness. Let other people freak out, if they want to. It’s not your problem. Sure, things are changing and rather dramatically, at that. But, in the end it’s all an improvement. When the winter solstice rolls around in December, a lot of people will wish they were you. Yes, even more than more than there are, now. Jeez, Egomaniac!

Capricorn

You saw this coming. Everything has changing but, it’s nothing you weren’t expecting. Look at it this way: the space that was created by last month’s nuclear blast in your life can actually prove to be a blank canvas of infinite possibility. You can create anything. Now, figure out what you want to create. On the 13th, your closest friends and loved ones come in to galvanize your efforts in the reconstruction of your personal infrastructure. On the 16th, new ideas and information flood in to keep up the momentum. On the 28th, some seriously spooky divine intervention swoops in to remind you that you’re on the right track. Don’t give up yet, Sea Goat. We got your back.
　

Aquarius

You certainly are the object of people’s attention, this month. On October 13th, don’t be surprised if you get a personal phone call from the president. Okay, Oprah. Whatever. Pick your public figure and you get what I’m saying. You will be in the spotlight – like it or not – with a chance to stand up for something greater than yourself. Having had plenty of practice being the weirdo, outcast outsider you are exactly the right candidate for telling the world what things really look like from an outside perspective. If you rise to that occasion, there’s an opportunity to follow it up with actions on the 26th. No pressure but … don’t screw this up, ‘kay?
　

Pisces

You’ve got friends in high places, acquaintances in low ones and apparently an army of minions secretly doing your bidding, this month! You won’t see much of it out in the open but, there really is a tremendous amount of support extended to you from behind the scenes. Be receptive to generosity on the 7th. It really does come from the heart. Communications on the 12th result in greater depth of understanding. On the 21st, the Force is strong with you. Take the Universe up on its offer to elevate your overall life condition. It’s ulterior motive is to position you correctly for the superheroics it will demand of you, this coming winter.

About Forest

Forest is a generational witch living in Los Angeles. She is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by calling the Psychic Eye at 818-906-8263 for an appointment, or visiting her website: NuiCobalt.com

September’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than Andrew Holguin a.k.a. MP3J Sark! He’s the mastermind behind Ground Control Karaoke and the very picture of Virgonian virtuosity.

“I’m too LAZY to be a perfectionist,” says Andrew about his not-so-typical Virgo nature. “I *do* have a thing for details, I don’t have a big ego about anything. I can be critical without being judgmental. I have a sense of duty that overrides my emotional condition when it’s time to deal with issues.”

And true to form, he is careful to make the clear distinction between his role and that of others who spin music in our beloved Goth/Industrial scene. “I’m not a DJ, I’m an MP3J. Seems like it’s splitting hairs, and it is to an extent. But *real* DJs can do things with vinyl that I just don’t have the skill for. Everything I do is based on digital media, specifically MP3s and other audio and video types. I just decided one day that I was a big enough computer geek that I could start doing this sort of thing with laptops. I’d done everything else it takes to run a nightclub but DJ, so that was my final frontier.”

It’s not just any night club. It’s the happiest place on Earth.

“I love our club scene, but the last thing we needed was yet another dance club. One night a buddy took me to my first karaoke club, and I realized I wanted to do THAT for our scene. And here we are, seven years in and going stronger than ever. Ground Control has an amazing core crowd, the best host L.A. could have to offer in Eric Schreeck. We have superheroes, psychics, a shaman, musicians, and so much more. We do fundraisers whenever we can. I’m blessed and honored to be a part of what Schreeck refers to as “keeping the engines of joy running”. We bring love and light to each other, and I can’t think of a better way to spend seven years of Monday nights than that.”

Happy birthday to the man who successfully turned “a case of the Mondays“ into a good thing. To see for yourself, visit Ground Control Karaoke at the Catch One any Monday night in Los Angeles. You won’t be disappointed.

And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

Resist the temptation to side with the Bad Guys this month. Force is not the only means to success but, at times like these, I really can’t blame you for wanting to throw out the rule book and fight dirty. Instead, exercise some diplomacy and patience. Don’t play your cards until the 18th when Mars, your ruling planet, escapes the confines of Cancer to step boldly into Leo. Then, after the past month and a half of feeling caged and powerless, you are finally back in an authoritative position. At the very end of September you have room to negotiate, provided you are still seen as a benevolent king and not a bloodthirsty tyrant.

Taurus

With Jupiter retrograde in your sign from now until Christmas, you have plenty of time to take a thorough inventory of your material resources and how they do (or do not) support you. Much of your attention will be on creating new strategies for a self-sustaining existence. It’s not just about going green or anything trendy like that. It’s a matter of re-designing your life to better fit who you’ve become. This is a month of tough choices seeking to test your maturity and discipline. The rewards in December could be very generous indeed, if you postpone the eating, drinking and being merry, for now.

Gemini

Play the lottery. No, seriously. Do it. Things are lined up so perfectly for you this month, it’s rather uncanny. The best way to cash in on September’s abundant opportunities is to disregard any residual gloom from the last year and venture unabashedly forth with shameless optimism. It doesn’t have to make sense; it just is. Mercury, your ruling planet is involved in a turbo-charged prosperity configuration called a Grand Earth Trine, from the 10th all the way through the 16th. Job interviews, business proposals and any other wealth-creating activities should be schedule during that week. You’re welcome.

Cancer

The first half of September continues to dish out various forms of interpersonal strife and passive aggression. Mars is still hanging out in your sun sign, grumping and stomping around until he escapes into Leo on the 18th. This should make the closest people in your life much more pleasant to be with. But, as more and more facts come to light, practical matters are brought to resolution and what ultimately emerges is a much bigger picture. If you maintain sufficient emotional distance, you really can keep things in perspective. Yes, even someone as sensitive as you, Crabcakes.

Leo

This month finds you counting beans, lining up ducks and generally compelled to impose order – your order – on the world. Since your way is so obviously the right way, why is it that circumstances seem so resistant to your wise and benevolent leadership? Not to worry. You have powerful and influential allies to back your play, especially on September 2nd and again on the 29th. In the meantime, you may have to accept certain unfortunate realities about supply and demand. You can demand with great force and persistence but, if there is simply no supply, you are wasting your breath.

Virgo

Happy birthday to the prim and picky perfectionists of the zodiac. After clearing away some momentary confusion from the Mercury/Neptune opposition on the 8th, September is a month of epic win for you. Make a point of scheduling any important business meetings between the 10th and the 16th of the month, as the planetary weather will be most supportive of your success. Having spent so much extra effort to get anything done throughout the summer, you will delight in the comparative efficiency with which practical tasks are accomplished.

Libra

Mid-month you will delight in social affairs and elegant gatherings with politely distant, smiling strangers. Venus, the Leading Lady of the Zodiac and your planetary ruler, will grace the gilded halls of your sun sign on September 14th. This transit lends an air of pleasant diplomacy to the second half of September but, with tensions building just outside the walls, you’ll need some good friends in high places. Around the 29th, an unavoidable interaction with an authority figure can go well, as long as you prepare your alliances in advance. Remember, an attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client.

Scorpio

Yours is one of those weirdo signs that has two planetary rulers: Mars and Pluto. This month, each of them will make a significant move, giving you unprecedented access to power. First, Pluto stations direct in the early degrees of Capricorn on September 16th, bringing previously hidden opportunities for career development straight to the surface. Mars will finish grumping and grouching his way through Cancer on September 18th and take center stage in expressive Leo. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself getting kind of mouthy with some folks who desperately need to get told.

Sagittarius

Jupiter, your ruling planet, is retrograde from now until Christmas. There’s less rapid growth but, there is greater opportunity to appreciate what’s already here. Go ahead and count some chickens while the numbers are stable and consistent. Your best bet, this month is to cultivate a sense of enthusiasm for what is and resist the temptation to focus on what may (or may not) be. Another factor that is likely to slow you down in September is the need to clean up and resolve a few leftover maintenance details from the past month. After the 13th, the pace is just about perfect for a party.

Capricorn

Opportunity knocks this month, but it sounds to you like the detonation of a fucking landmine. The infrastructure of your life is about to undergo a seismic shift and if you‘re receptive to change of that magnitude, well congratulations. If, instead, you insist on clinging to the old, outdated paradigm, tough shit. September 29th hands you a very pleasant-looking graduation present, provided you pass this karmic course. Let your mantra be “practicality, precision and practice.” It will carry you through to the potentially successful conclusion of issues you’ve been working on since April.

Aquarius

Lucky you! Mercury gets one last shot at crossing the wires of communication for you on September 8th. It’s a short and not-so-sweet glitch in power of perception, so just keep in mind that your eyes can deceive you and take your time in choosing actions. Later in the month, you’ll want to grab a helmet. There’s a chance to prove your mettle when Mars brings you face to face with your fear of success after the 18th. When you think you’re feeling scared, get quiet and do a gut check. You might actually just be excited.

Pisces

The full moon in your sign on September 12th will amplify your sensitivity: both intuitive and emotional. You’re also seeing the practical side of your life condition with greater-than-usual clarity. You can afford to make snap decisions right now and trust that you are more likely to be right, if you don’t spend too much time weighing out each and every one of the pros and cons. Going with your gut will result in what appears to be a run of uncannily good luck throughout the month. Maybe you and the Geminis should take an impromptu trip to Vegas and bet it all on … well, black. Of course.

About Forest

Forest is a generational witch living in Los Angeles. She is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by visiting her website: NuiCobalt.com

Mather Louth (Radio Noir)

Radio Noir - The Swamp Jazz Sessions

August’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than Mather Louth! She is the heart and soul of the LA-based band, Radio Noir, and represents Leo in its most regal, authentic and expressive form.
“Honestly, I can’t really recall the point of ‘discovery’, per se,” explains Mather regarding her entree into music. “From what my family has shared, I have always been singing, performing, and creating. It was simply a matter of picking up a guitar (backwards, in my case) and trying to coherently piece together notes that had been bouncing around in my head.”
“I understand the importance of needing to transcend life’s heaviness at times, and am happy when my music can help others escape, grieve, celebrate, sublimate…whatever their heart needs.”
When I asked Mather to describe the aesthetic of Radio Noir, she wove a scintillating image I found instantly captivating. “I oftentimes hear the Radio Noir sound within the photography of Brassai. There is something truly magical in how he was able to capture the cinematic underbelly of 1920s-1930s Parisian nightlife (which can be viewed in his beautiful compilation “Paris de nuit”). So many interesting stories exist within the subjects of Brassai’s photography. I enjoy trying on those different lives and making up other ones to see where it takes me musically- why stay within the confines of your own life? At its core, human experience is universal, no matter the storyteller.”
“To see where the evolution will take Radio Noir, keep an eye out on our Facebook page. In the meantime, you can always purchase The Swamp Jazz Sessions E.P. on iTunes and Amazon.”
Thanks and happy birthday to Mather Louth!
And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

A few mountains are just a bit harder for you to move during August 9th and 10th as your personal needs face off with your professional responsibilities. What?! Do I mean to imply you are not all-powerful? Why, yes. Yes, I do. In fact, if you engage in an honest and humble chat with a person who is in a position to help you meet those needs, you may find that it renders unexpectedly positive results around the 18th. In other news, be particularly careful about following rules and obeying the law on and around August 25th. It will be even more tempting than usual to break them and way too easy for you to get caught.

Taurus

It’s bound to be a fired-up, motivated and self-expressed kind of month for you as Venus, your ruling planet transits loud Leo along with the sun and Mercury. The only problem is, you are far more comfortable with taking it slow and easy than you are with roaring. Flex a few unfamiliar muscles and make the most of this unique energy spike. It wouldn’t kill you to actively and openly disagree with someone rather than performing your customary, silent digging-in-of-the-heels.  All I am saying is give aggression (as opposed to passive aggression) a chance. After the 25th, all that friction will give way to vastly improved fortune.

Gemini

Patience is a virtue that doesn’t come easily to you but, it will be oh-so-necessary, this month. Avoid scheduling any really important meetings on or around August 8th as confusing Neptune will be toying with your perceptions in a rather psychedelic fashion. Aim for the 16th instead, when your ruling planet, Mercury will have a happy little threesome with Venus and the sun. While the Messenger God’s retrograde through Leo doesn’t hit you nearly as hard as it will some other signs, it still makes sense to back up all your files, get your oil changed and double check your spam filter.

Cancer

After last month’s harsh dose of reality, you’re probably ready for a nice, mellow August, right?  Well, sorry. Mars enters your sign on the 3rd and will be his most cranky and irascible self straight through until mid September. The energy is like that of a bitter, resentful man in his mid thirties who can’t get laid and is living in his mom’s basement. Here’s the punch line: You’re his mom. Do what you can to manage the frustration and let it out in small doses. If too much pressure is allowed to build up, there is a good chance things will explode under the worst possible circumstances, like when there are cops around.

Leo

A problem that you faced in early April is back again to take another swing at your head. By now you are quite familiar with your opponent’s moves so, you are better equipped to dodge that right hook, this time. Use the ultra-benevolent energy of the triple conjunction in your sign on the 16th to turn a few lemons into lemonade and most importantly to soothe your frazzled nerves. Keep the collateral damage to a minimum by making sure your friends and loved ones aren’t caught in the crossfire. When Mercury goes direct in your sign on the 26th, you can look back and have a good laugh if anyone has hung around long enough to laugh with you.

Virgo

The first week of August teases you with the possibility that maybe, just maybe you might get some time to focus on our own life instead of constantly putting out everyone else’s fires. But, that dream comes to a screeching halt on August 8th when Mercury, your ruling planet slides backward into Leo. Adding to the frustration is Mars’ transit of constrictive Cancer, needling you to fix things that simply aren’t broken and it wouldn‘t be your problem if they were. The most wise action you can take, this month is non-action. Get your Zen on. The 16th offers a particularly ripe and juicy moment of epic relaxation. I suggest you take it, lest the rest of us incur your cranky wrath.

Libra

You are in a uniquely fortunate position to make the most of chaos, this month. Your friends, loved ones, colleagues and comrades are busy with their own crises and the resultant peace is most supportive of your individual productivity. Stay focused and fight the urge to meddle in their drama. From the 5th to the 7th, discipline and solitude should be your best friends. If you can stand to be alone long enough to gather some momentum, you’ll plow easily through massive piles of work in no time. The sun, Mercury and your ruling planet, Venus are planning a big ol’ party in Leo on the 16th and it’s positioned just right to inspire fun and creativity. Celebrate your accomplishments, even if it’s a party of one.

Scorpio

Friction abounds, this month and your ninja skills are put to the test as miscommunications and misplaced frustrations come flying at your head like so many shuriken. Stay diplomatic and listen carefully. When in doubt, duck and cover. After the 18th, things are looking up, as assistance is offered in the form of wisdom and resources. If Mr. Miyagi tells you to wax his classic car collection keep in mind that you are getting something valuable out of the deal, too. If you play nice and don’t go thermonuclear on anyone, rewards will abound after the 25th.

Sagittarius

You have an uncanny ability to end up in exactly the right place at the right time, this month. As you watch other people’s lives imploding all around you, it will feel like you are dodging bullets until you finally realize that you are not the intended target. Even Mercury’s retrograde through Leo seems to have hidden benefits for you while it wreaks havoc on others. Yes, I know all too well that it’s useless to tell a Sagittarian not to get cocky, but, let this be your warning. Even you have your weaknesses and when your ruling planet, Jupiter stations retrograde on the 30th, he brings with him a generous serving of crow with a side of humble pie.

Capricorn

Sometimes it’s really hard to be the only adult in the room. Someone is always trying to cast you as the bad cop while they get to play good cop. On the 9th and 10th of August, you find yourself in a potentially eruptive battle of wills, struggling against the urge to throw up your hands and say fuck it or continue to soldier on. Feelings square off with responsibilities and a pervasive sense of dissatisfaction compounds the issue. The end of the month holds the spoils of victory for those whose strength abides. Admit it, you do get kind of a kick out of those times when the going gets tough and you get to prove your mettle.

Aquarius

A window of opportunity opens from August 5th to the 7th during which everybody else’s suck becomes your good luck. Make something happen. Sure, maybe it’s opportunistic to cash in on the misfortune of others but, really, what’s the point in letting a great thing slip through your fingers? Besides, with the sun, Venus and a retrograde Mercury all stacked up in opposition to you, the moments of win will be few and far between throughout the month. Neptune backs up into your sign on the 4th and stays there until February of 2012. This will either facilitate deep, spiritual contemplation or the tendency to get really drunk. I leave that choice to you.

Pisces

Neptune, your ruling planet, moves back into Aquarius on the 4th, recalling your attention to the hard lessons of early April 2011. With Mercury’s retrograde in direct opposition, this is kind of like final exam time: what have you learned? How can you navigate the issue more skillfully, this time? Or are you just going to step on the same damn landmines you unwittingly detonated, back then? It’s not about winning any popularity contests, this month. Your best bet is to do an honest gut check, re-evaluate your individual priorities and make clear, decisive choices in the face of public disapproval. If you do what is right instead of what’s easy by the 29th, your integrity will be rewarded.

About Forest

Forest is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by calling or visiting her at The Psychic Eye Bookstore, 818-906-8263. Or visit her website: NuiCobalt.com

May’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than Garrison Fagro! He’s the lead guitarist for the Los Angeles band, Skumlove and a Cancer to the core.

“I have been told that I am the quintessential Cancer,” says Garrison, a strong, imposing-looking man whom one would certainly want on one’s side in a street fight. Surprisingly enough, he describes himself in much softer terms. “I am all of the stereotypes, especially being sensitive, moody, defensive, and protective.”

Any aggression Garrison might display is when he kicks your ass with his guitar virtuosity. I asked how he had discovered his passion for music and he said, “ I have always had it. My mom kept a journal of my first few years of life and she wrote that when I was old enough to crawl around, I would go over to the piano and bang around on it. Being a musician is what I am. It‘s like breathing and eating.”
Nowadays, he bangs around on stage with Skumlove, an outfit whose aesthetic he describes as “punk influenced, goth industrial rock with a lot of energy.” Garrison definitely bares some claws when he’s shredding in that particular context. Catch them live for a hard-hitting night of naughty fun.

Happy birthday, Kahuna.

　
And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

Casual conversation sparks a flood of new and innovative ideas for you to put into practice this month. A number of these talks are going on without you, but that’s just fine. People with some serious star power are painting you in a positive professional light. By the end of the month, even you might feel a bit intimidated by the Big Dogs with whom you find yourself negotiating. On the home front, some of your closer, non-business relationships are beginning to feel the strain of your schedule. New rules and boundaries should be proposed to keep your loved ones from becoming your lost ones.

Taurus

The solar eclipse at the top of the month may feel like a bit of a Mercury retrograde as it wreaks some brief havoc on your phone, car and computer. Just back up your files and change your oil. It’ll resolve itself in a couple of days. Helpful jolts of energy keep showing up throughout July to get you out of your rut and ready to revise the old, worn out routine. While your mood might make you more inclined to stay close to home and focus on personal matters, your friends require your support in a number of outside projects that keep you moving at a respectable pace. It will all pay off, and then some.

Gemini

By the power of Greyskull! Mars is in your sign all month, putting a nice, steady fire under your ass. There are movers, shakers and contract makers gathering in your corner and even a few wild cards who seem to want a victory for you. It’s as if the ‘Verse is conspiring to make up for all the Gemini suck over the last year or more. But, with all this brand new, positive energy swirling about you, it’s all too easy to become drunk with power. Check your moral and ethical compass more than once this month. You could save yourself from squandering your fortune like some nouveau-riche Jersey housewife.

Cancer

The solar eclipse that starts the month lands right in your sign, taking with it a little piece of your secret identity. The personal, private aspects of yourself that have – until now – distinguished you among the rabble seem to have dissolved into nothing but sand. You feel like Clark Kent having to hang up the big, red cape for good. He’s still there, alive and kicking. But, the superpowers are gone and so he is left to find a new reason for being. The people with whom you truly connect are the ones who’ll show you what’s even more awesome about you than x-ray vision.

Leo

Consciously establish and work to maintain your perspective, as many of the things that are obvious to others are invisible to you this month. An open mind is your greatest asset throughout July, as the changes keep coming hard and fast. The winter’s plans are taking shape now in manifested reality, but there are many cases in which they look nothing like the pictures did in your imagination. A wise Leo steps back and asks, “Is it wrong just because it’s not what I thought?” An even wiser Leo says, “Maybe this is even better than what I thought I wanted.” It’s not being a flake; it’s being flexible.

Virgo

Creative inspiration abounds and there are more great ideas than there are hours in a day to explore them. You want to be your usually helpful self, but everyone is being so aggressive and pushy this month! It’s like no one values the slow-and-steady approach anymore and it’s making it really hard to lend people a hand without getting frustrated. Stick to your guns, pick and choose your projects, and take all the time you need. July 28th brings hard evidence that you were right all along and the ones who were smart enough to listen to you will benefit. The ones who weren’t will know better, next time.
　

Libra

Order, structure, and solid plans make for an elegant symmetry in your life at the moment. It may not be fast-paced and exciting, but it’s reassuring in its simplicity. In the midst of a few big and potentially disruptive changes, that source of inner peace will be a strong foundation for you to stand on. You may not know it, but you are in a very authoritative position throughout the month and the strangely territorial attitudes of those “in charge” are a clear reflection of that. They feel threatened. Just go ahead and let them have their pissing contest. You focus on maintaining your Zen.

Scorpio

You may not have the rich and powerful so firmly in your pocket this month, but you do have good friends in low places. Now is really not the time to try to take over the world, Pinky. For now, just keep letting your plans and schemes marinate. Bounce your ideas off a very select few of your trustworthy and loyal supporters. It would not be a bad idea to team up with a Virgo, specifically since they seem to be on the same page regarding patience. After July 28th, you can start putting some very well-formed plans into action. The results depend entirely on perfect timing.
　

Sagittarius

Your patience is being tested, right now. The tediously slow pace of June is bleeding over into July and threatens to stay that way through the rest of the year. Don’t pull your hair out just yet, and please resist the childish urge to take your ball and go home. (That’s just way too stereotypical of Sagittarians.) This summer is kind of like being on an airplane; it may not feel like you’re getting anywhere, but you can be quite sure that bailing out mid-flight would be bad idea. Take stock of what has already been accomplished. It’s more than you think. So chill the fuck out.
　

Capricorn

The eclipse at the start of the month puts tension on your already wavering faith. You feel the urge to retreat into your cave. That might not be a bad idea. Solitude and silence are excellent medicine, and meditation provides much-needed clarity, especially on the 14th, when the full moon in your sign amplifies your intuition. Pay attention to your dreams and don’t disregard anything your instincts tell you. As pragmatic as you usually are, much of the information you need comes from non-logical sources. Don’t worry, I wont tell anyone you’re chanting “ohm” in your corner office.

Aquarius

It’s not a month to play it safe. Fortitude, discipline, patience, and strength will propel you much father this month than you (or anyone else) think they will. Even more valuable is your tendency to think in new, inventive ways that – if courageously shared – can offer fresh perspective. Not everyone wants to see things differently and you will catch some flak for not playing well with others, but that’s familiar territory to you. Don’t undervalue your essential, Aquarian gifts: unshakable individuality and a complete willingness to be weird.

Pisces

It may seem like you are getting nowhere fast, but that may have more to do with your perception than with quantifiable reality. If you take an accurate account of your progress, the numbers won’t lie. What have you been working on? Paying down our debt? Plodding your way through school? Now include all the victories along the way you hadn’t planned on. If you look at the big picture objectively, you’ll see you’ve covered some serious distance. That awareness can go a long way toward keeping you motivated. Sorry, Pal. You’re going to have to find a different excuse to be grumpy.

About Forest

Forest is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by visiting her website: NuiCobalt.com

June’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than Cristofer Sanders! He is an accomplished actor, television producer and the very picture of Gemini versatility. “I am certainly an eclectic, gregarious spirit,” says Cristofer, “with a wide variety of interests and inclinations. The Gemini stereotype of having multiple personalities is an accurate one, although I attribute that more to being multi-dimensional rather than bi-polar. Geminis are able to access and identify with a whole spectrum of personality, ideas, and outlooks and that often comes across as baffling and insincere to more grounded individuals, which can be a source of frustration for Geminis because we feel that all our sides and demeanors are genuine.”

When I asked which of the stereotypes did not apply to him, Cristopher said, “Geminis are often depicted as flaky and dishonest and, personally, I pride myself on being reliable, loyal, punctual, and a man of my word. This is not to say that I don’t sometimes find myself pulled in many different directions, but I can be relied upon to be a superb multi-tasker and maintain my commitments.”

One might find this Mercurial man rocketing about the Los Angeles Goth/Industrial scene in impeccably stylish and theatrical attire. “I was raised with both the values and sensibilities of a Southern Gentleman and a whacky Austin bohemian,” he explains, “with a penchant for the macabre, and I maintain an assortment of stylish and vintage ties, jackets, fancy outfits, and costumes in my wardrobe. I tend to lean towards the darker and richer color tones, and my favorite item of clothing is a jacket that has pentagrams on the buttons. which was once the uniform for a Japanese schoolboy.”

Cristofer embodies the dynamic and perpetually transformative nature of our beloved subculture with his enthusiasm, curiosity and wit. Happy birthday, Good Sir!

And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

June’s rapid succession of big changes will keep you pleasantly occupied while the rest of the world races to keep up. You are just naturally more equipped to deal with sudden growth and upheaval than other people. The best thing you can do for yourself this month is clarify, reiterate and even repeat all communications. With close friends and lovers in particular, you can steer your life around some big, gaping potholes if you would begin most of your conversations with, “Hey, I know you’ve already heard this but …” They won’t admit it but, no they didn’t hear you the first time.

Taurus

Jupiter enters your sign on June 4th, encouraging growth, expansion and generosity. On the downside, he also encourages sloth and gluttony. Sneak a workout or two into your hedonistic schedule so you can still fit into your party pants, come July. You’ll be craving more intellectual stimulation after the 9th when Venus, your ruling planet enters the cerebral terrain of Gemini. By the 19th, crucial conversations will be held regarding your relationship needs and boundaries. Just be honest. You’ll never get what you really want if you don’t have the balls to ask for it.

Gemini

Happy Birthday! For our first present, June is going to suck considerably less than last month did. Secondly, it will be so fast-paced and full of shiny, new information that even you, with your miniscule attention span, will remain constantly entertained. The new moon at the top of the month is amplified by an eclipse and it all happens right in your very own sign. New rules work in your favor when they go into effect around the 12th. By the 19th, you’ll have enough distance from the whole situation to really see the big picture and maybe even make sense of it. It’s all about perspective.

Cancer

June begins rather pleasantly for you, especially in the professional and financial arena. Your natural talent for pulling answers out of thin air will be amplified in the later part of the month. Write down your dreams and take your hunches seriously. Instinct may have to temporarily replace your usual sources of information. Don’t rely too heavily on the logical, rational mind or there will be a pervasive sense of disorientation throughout most of June. The third eclipse in a single month happens in your sign on the night of the 30th/morning of July 1st. That’s when you’re most likely to embody the moody Cancer stereotype.
　
　

Leo

Petty drama buzzes around your luxurious mane in the first two weeks of June, threatening to annoy you just enough to risk becoming disheveled. Stay composed and graceful; it’s not worth your attention. If you can hold out through the 20th, some very positive feedback from the ‘Verse reconfirms the value of your aversion to bullshit. A peaceful, easy feeling gently descends over the latter half of the month. Your focus shifts to family and home life as your ruler moves out of chatty Gemini and into cushy Cancer. If the aforementioned irritations don’t happen to live with you, you’re golden.

Virgo

Another boost to the old bank account is coming right up! Jupiter moves into Taurus, forming a helpful trine to Virgo that will last all the way through the end of this year. You’re welcome. In other news, it would be helpful for you to run a diagnostic on your relationship history. Find out what your patterns are and – if it turns out that they suck – make an effort to re-route your energy. This month brings friction with friends and lovers, both past and present. At first, they’re just talks. After the 20th, they get kind of aggro. But, it’s a fight with a purpose. If you don’t wuss out, you could learn a lot.
　

Libra

There is no way you are getting out of June unchanged. Out of every sign in the Zodiac, yours is the one that gets hit the hardest when Saturn stations direct in Libra on the 12th. It’s squared by Pluto, opposed by Uranus and the sun gets in on this action with another square by the end of the month. Imagine the most ruthless teacher you ever had in school singling you out and making an example of you. It’s like that. You can’t beat him so, you might as well join him. What kind of example do you want to be? For what higher cause would you do a semester’s worth of detentions? Hell, some crimes are totally worth it.
　

Scorpio

You’ll consider yourself pretty lucky, this month, as people around you are freaking the fuck out, your life seems peaceful by comparison. Of course, given your customary paranoia, you’re not likely to let your guard down, in any case. New and potentially valuable information comes to you through friends in low places and by the time the full moon hits on June 15th, it may very well affect your bottom line. It might not be a bad idea to cut a business deal with a Virgo. They seem to be having a good money month, too. But, then you’d have to trust somebody.
　

Sagittarius

The full moon lands in your sign, this month and it’s turbo charged with some crazy eclipse action. Your independence is going to be tested as friends, partners and colleagues run out of resources to share and leave you entirely to your own devices. Have a plan B ready to go so that their drought doesn’t have to mean your disaster. You’ll feel a natural inclination to slow down and cultivate some Zen in your life as your ruler, Jupiter shifts out of Aries and into Taurus. Depending on how many people wind up flaking on you, you might need all the Om you can get.

Capricorn

Tensions are running high as you get ready to receive some final answers to long standing questions in your life. From the 11th to the 21st there will be a series of figurative earthquakes that do everything but leave you alone. You are well-equipped to make the most out of June’s newly sharpened edges and hard lines. While others are struggling against this upheaval in reality, you are surveying the terrain and devising a flawless, new plan of action. Chances are, you probably knew this was coming, all along. Buddy-up with some Aquarians. They can relate.

Aquarius

Truth. It’s what you’re all about, right? So, when the seemingly disparate pieces of June’s puzzle begin to coalesce and reveal a brand-new Big Picture, you would be wise to spend some time actually looking at it. Later, there will be plenty of time to re-invent it if you still insist on doing so. The 17th through the 19th will be … fucking insane. There’s really no other way to put that. The 26th will serve up a nice little shock, as well. Good thing you’re crazy enough to roll with all of these punches. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be an Aquarian, this month. Oh … wait … shit.

Pisces

Your living situation is a subject of discussion, throughout June. You’ll be compelled to re-assess the resources you have at your personal, individual disposal and the ones you have been sharing with others. Your usual philosophy of “peace, love and lollipops for all” may give way to “get your own damn lollipops.” Oh, and you’ll get this weird sense of maturity and pragmatism, too.
It’s temporary. You’ll be your compassionate, altruistic self again by mid-summer. In the meantime, you can see what it’s like to actually have appropriate boundaries! Whoa.

About Forest

Forest is a generational witch living in Los Angeles. She is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by visiting her website: NuiCobalt.com

May’s featured denizen of the Dark is none other than DJ Amanda Jones!

She is an unspeakably sexy and totally Taurean powerhouse in the Los Angeles Goth/Industrial scene. If you’ve even set foot on one of her dance floors, she has pwned you. Count on it.

When I asked Amanda if her complete disregard for Astrology would dissuade her from being the subject of this month’s column, she said, “It’s true. I tend not to buy into anything that conveys an external locus of control upon one’s life. Although, from what I’ve heard about Taureans, I can agree that I am practical, stable, and at times quite stubborn. Naturally, I think that has nothing to do with the timing of my birth.” Ironically enough, this opinion is quite common to those born under the sign of the Bull. But, it’s obviously just a coincidence…

Amanda has built a formidable career around the passion she discovered in the late 1980s. “A friend of mine took me to my first goth club, in 1987 called “The Krypt”. I adored the music, the people, and the style of dancing. Just two years later I began what was to become a two-decade long career as a night-club DJ, starting with Helter Skelter. I’ve earned a living solely as a DJ/Promoter for the last two decades.”

There’s no mistaking her style or her energy. Happy Birthday to a beautiful spirit and woman who keeps us all good and sweaty! I mean, from dancing. Yeah, that’s totally what I mean.

And now, your ‘Scopes.

Aries

You are being called to redistribute the wealth of attention among others, this month. That’s right, the spotlight has moved on from your radiant visage and in many cases, you helped in the moving. Now, onto practical matters. The financial flow gets a bit healthier, this month and it could be even better if you’d swallow some pride and let your buddies pitch in. Obviously, that means relinquishing a certain amount of control, too. Aye, there’s the rub. For all of your customary courage, are you brave enough to risk seeing someone else achieve for you that which you could not reach alone?

Taurus

Happy Birthday! Wait, why are you reading horoscopes? You don’t believe in any of this crap, do you? I mean, look at the Astrology section of any bookstore. The last “sun sign” books on the shelf are always – yes always – the Taurus books. So, it’s obviously bullshit, right? Anyway, since you are reading, it just so happens that this month finds you in an excellent position to make use of your powers of persuasion. Around the 18th, expect better results from all of your personal and professional negotiations. On the 23rd, Mars meets Venus in your sign. You should plan to have epic sex. Epic.

Gemini

There’s no way to sugar-coat this so, I’ll just level with you. Feelings of loneliness and isolation are very likely to creep in this month, as you find many of your friends and loved ones are otherwise engaged. Busy people are interesting, which is why you like them. But, when no one’s around for a while, the silence can get a bit daunting. Your job is to spend this time re-investing in your own, independent projects and fall in love with your work, again. As you re-discover your own enthusiasm, it won’t be long before you attract an audience of familiar faces. As distant as they may have felt, they never really left.

Cancer

Like last month, you continue to function as a rather public figure. Everything that is going on for you seems to have relevance for others. Don’t let that freak you out; it just means you matter. Flow with the attention and try to steer it in a healthy direction. Watch it evolve into an opportunity to serve as a strong representative of the tribe to which you claim membership. You are in an ideal position to inspire positive change, right now. Just keep an eye on your ego, Pal. The greatest danger is in letting all this transitory power go to your head.

Leo

No change is small change for you, this summer. It’s all good but, it’s intense and there is likely to be a shock to your system. Keep practicing the gentle art of accepting support from the people who love you. Even in times like these, in which everyone is struggling, each of us still has something to offer. When you let a person help you, you remind them they are not powerless. In other news, your career is going though the early stages of metamorphosis. Next month is when the momentum really kicks in so, for now enjoy the last few weeks of life as you know it.

Virgo

There’s an internal struggle between your spirit of adventure and your totally neurotic stance on interpersonal trust. You desperately want to expand your horizons, but you keep getting paralyzed by the fear of letting someone else fly the plane. Considering how little time you are likely to spend alone, this month it’s probably a good idea for you to get comfortable with company. There are some particularly sweet opportunities for creative collaboration on the 9th, 11th and 16th. It’s a chance to find unprecedented personal freedom cleverly disguised as fun and frivolity among friends. Go nuts!

Libra

Feeling a bit boxed-in? Can’t blame you. The recent planetary weather has you in a bit of an energetic deadlock and it really is difficult to get results from even your best efforts. Take the hint and take a break. If the ’Verse seems to be fighting you, stop fighting. You won’t win. Instead, try investing time in being still. Reflect and open up to receiving a different perspective than the one you’ve been using. That one’s broken. If it’s good enough for Tibetan monks, it’s good enough for you. If you look around at your current situation, you’ll find that conditions are oddly perfect for just such a retreat.

Scorpio

You know, it’s times like these when it’s easy to see why people think Scorpios are fucking psycho. I know life is stressful, right now. There is no question about that. You just have to consider other options before engaging in complete global annihilation. There are plenty of people who are willing to help you out, as long as you’re willing to see them as friends instead of foes. The full moon lands in your sign, in the wee hours of the 17th, bringing to light many of the long-awaited answers to questions posed months ago. Try not to kill the messenger if you don’t like what you hear.

Sagittarius

Your support system was so stable through the shit-storms of April that it seemed you were the only one whose ass was not getting kicked. Now, some of the people who had your back are missing in action. Was it something you said? Well, knowing you, maybe. But, it’s also just a case of simple logistical incompatibility. As professional momentum picks up for some of those near and dear to you, their time and energy has to be redistributed to accommodate rapid growth. Try to be happy for them. They’ll be all the more capable of supporting you when they have their own lives in order.

Capricorn

April was such a difficult and argumentative time, May will seem like a vacation. Much of the pressure is off, after the middle of May and your friends just seem a whole lot … friendlier. It becomes easier to access practical resources as well as moral support. Getting things done is no longer just a fantasy. The real jackpot is still about a month away but, in the meantime, your job is to indulge in some creativity, playfulness and authentic self-expression. Next time someone tries to drag you to a karaoke bar, do yourself a favor and just go.

Aquarius

Friction increases steadily over the course of the month between you and the people in your closest, immediate circle. This may even show up right in your very own home. Look at family issues and your immediate living situation for insight into how best to reconfigure things, come July. Flex your talent for broad-spectrum networking so the solutions you aren’t looking for can find you. Some quiet, contemplative time would be an excellent investment in the interest of clarity and perspective. May 24th finds you center stage, whether you like it or not. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Pisces

The drive and ambition you felt last month continues into May with a particularly virile moment on the 12th. After that, your best bet is to socialize strategically with like-minded people, especially if they have some imagination. With enough encouragement, momentum and mutual support, not even the buzzkill of the 22nd can knock you off your course. There is strength in numbers so, keep talking and listening, keep writing and reading. The most important changes you’ll witness won’t be visible; they’ll be the deep, emotional growth that comes from connecting with people. Real people. Warcraft doesn’t count.

About Forest

Forest is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings by visiting her website: NuiCobalt.com

Hello Lippy lovers!!
It is with both sad and excited emotions that I say my goodbye and deliver my last entry to Mickey Finn’s corner.

The time has come to leave my beloved family here at Lip Service! However, I leave here much more enriched and thankful for my amazing 4 years being part of the LS family. I will now return to my music career full time with my band “Cold Blue Rebels” with lots of touring and planning of our second album already in the works. I’ll also be working on a new internet radio show called “The Final Mix” with my associate John Mahoney of Artistpr.com, and keeping busy in the entertainment and fashion worlds, so keep your eyes out for Mickey Finn I have lots more tricks up my sleeve.

First up will be a video shoot for CBR new single “Zombie Love” with our favorite multi media production team Plastic Hassle! We are looking for extras to fill our Zombie prom scene interested people will need to come in cheap disposable prom clothes (think thrift store cheap) and your best Zombie make up (we will have make up artists on shoot also) Tentative dates are 6/18 or 6/25 we will announce after we secure the venue for filming. Those interested can contact CBR via Facebook for more details as they come. The Ink and Iron festival 6/12 where CBR will play the Tiki stage at 5:00!

Once again, I can’t express enough what a great experience it has been working here at Lip Service!
Special thanks to my friend of over 25 years Mr. Drew Bernstein, and to the entire staff at LS for 4 of the most fun and rewarding times of my life.
Gone but hopefully not forgotten!
Fashion+Music=Life
Mickey Finn

Hey all you fashion freaks!

Darlene, first Fashion Freak at the sale, with Drew

This month has been crazy, as we are getting ready for our new spring groups and all the new costumes for 2012. This season we have a few new categories we are going to try and, as always, are open to any suggestions…

What do  you want? More daywear?
Any jean ideas or suggestions?

Send us your wish list and we’ll try to include them in our upcoming lines.

Last week was our massive warehouse sale

Check out these photos from the shopping frenzy…

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The sale was great but, to be honest, we missed you fashion freaks. Where was everyone in their gear? We had giveaway bags for the best looks and so few of you dressed up. We did have a lot of people show up in their undies, though, and they got a free pair of jeans on us. –The first 25 people were also rewarded with a 25th Anniversary silver dagger necklace (thanks again for lining up so early!!)!– But, we really missed all of you goths, punks, cybers, deathheads , metalheads, lolitas, steampunkers and … ya … everyone!  Keep in mind, there are still a lot of clothes down here at Lip Service HQ to buy (Our bargain basement is  open mon- Friday 9-5) and, if you come all dressed up, your chances of getting a gift or even a better deal are better. We love seeing you rock your Lippy!

Warehouse Sale shopping frenzy!

What’s coming up?

The first week of May we are heading out to the desert to do our photo shoot for Fall groups Step in Time and Burning Circus. We’re renting a Winni and hitting the road to get some awesome shots. We’ll have some great accessories from independent artists, as well as cool props our helpful interns made. One thing you might not know about our design room is we always have interns helping us out. They are a huge part of our team and we love helping them learn and develop their own creative ideas! If anyone is interested in being an intern, just shoot us an email and we will contact you with details!

As always, we are making kick ass clothes for cool people and would love to hear from you…

Sewing or pattern questions? Fabric thoughts? Anything at all you’re curious to ask, we are here to answer!
Until next time,
The Design Team

This month’s featured freak is none other than Michael Coleman: archetypal Aries and tyrannical dictator of the stage series, Dungeon Master.

Coleman is impossibly energetic in a way that can only be associated with Aries. He’s a dedicated husband and father who juggles innumerable creative projects at any given time and maintaining a regular presence in the LA Goth/Industrial scene.
As a writer and director of Dungeon Master, Coleman taps his vast knowledge of old-school nerd-ery while flexing some serious theater chops, some of which were honed in the Royal Shakespeare Company at Oxford. The show is best described as cross between Who’s Line is it Anyway and Dungeons and Dragons. Each episode, the cast selects six audience members to embark on an adventure through the lands of Atoll. They encounter creatures, traps and adversaries along the way, each of whom challenges the wit and ingenuity of the players. In the end, some survive, some do not. The last show of each season is The Guardian of the Flame: an all-star, best-of-the-best finale in which the winners of the previous season return to vie for geek glory! Ahem. Sorry. Got a little excited, there.

Visit the Dungeon Master website for show dates and experience the game for yourself.

And now … your ‘scopes.

Aries

You are probably getting the impression it’s all about you, this month. Well, I suppose that’s kind of true. But, it’s only because you’re hogging all the damn planets. As we rocket through April there are no less than five and as many as seven celestial bodies in Aries at any given time. It’s nothing short of a planetary powder keg and you are sitting right on top of it. Some friction comes down from on high around the 9th, when the rules of the game as dictated by those in command are suddenly revised without your vote. Some quick and dirty negotiation could save your ass if you’re willing to compromise.

Taurus

Even you – with your ultra-pragmatic, down-to-earth perspective – must be stealing a glance toward the otherworldly, this month. Weird things just keep on happening. Friends call at exactly the moment you were thinking of them. You dream of an event the night before it occurs. It could all just be coincidence but, you have to admit that there is probably more going on than meets the eye. Use that new found superpower to catch a few insights around April 17th into how your day-to-day routine will be drastically changing once we reach mid-June. Maybe you can make a few adjustments, now and be better prepared for later.

Gemini

Now that the years-long dry spell seems to have given way to a bit of flow, don’t forget the folks who saw you through the suck. That’s right. It’s payback time. Settle your debts and express your gratitude before Karma sends you the invoice. You’ll be meeting with a few heavy hitters in the first half of April and no one could blame you for letting all the attention go to your head. The name of the game, however, is shut up and listen. These high rollers are successful for a reason and you have much more to learn from them than they do from you. Play it right and you could receive a wealth of knowledge.

Cancer

This month, you may feel you are the one and only thing keeping the dam from breaking. That’s not much of an exaggeration and all the pressure will threaten more than just your sanity. Keep an eye on your body, too. Sleep once in a while and back off of the booze. I know that’s not terribly rock-and-roll but, if it really is up to you to hold things together while people around you are freaking right out, then maybe it’s not such a bad idea to maintain a healthier routine for a while. Your compassion for those who matter to you will mean more than you (or they) realize, now.

Leo

There’s a stalemate going on in your workplace that could tie up the paychecks, mid-month. After the 23rd, practical solutions are reached and a good, strong cash flow returns by the second week of May. Don’t let the slowdown scare you. There is no shortage of help from your friends and loved ones. All you have to do is choke down enough pride to accept support when it is offered. In other news, you may notice your temper is a bit shorter with people than it usually is. Your words come out fast and sometimes harsh when the failings of others clash with your lofty ideals. Just take a breath and let them own their fuck-ups.

Virgo

Frowning gives you wrinkles so, stop it. While it’s entirely understandable you’d be kind of bummed and feeling a little lonely this month, it only makes things worse if you give off the pouty vibe. Nobody wants to come to a party where the host isn’t having any fun. You actually do have an amazing knack for charming people when you want to. The mood you’re in can be felt by everyone within a ten mile radius. Use your powers for good instead of evil and you’ll meet with unexpected generosity on the parts of some well-connected movers and shakers.

Libra

The full moon in your sign lands right on top of a retrograde Saturn. That is going to amplify the emotional tension between yourself and others. Here is the solution: look objectively at how you are participating in all of your human interactions and meet the challenge of deconstructing your patterns, head-on. In other words, acknowledge how you’ve been a douche and take real responsibility. To see things clearly, you’ll have to look through the lens of another’s point of view. I don’t care how enlightened any guru thinks he is, he still can’t see his own face without a mirror.

Scorpio

It is time to reach more deeply into your own hidden resources and free yourself of the need to rely on those of others. Faith is something you might want to try, even if you’ve never considered yourself very spiritual. Some rather magical influences are well within your grasp and if you give it a shot, they just might render practical results. There are also plenty of opportunities to have fun and distract yourself with sexy little playthings, throughout the month. A party is a party but, exercise a bit of moderation if you want to get to May in one piece.

Sagittarius

It’s a playful, fun, creative month in which your authentic self-expression is openly encouraged. Your level of enthusiasm is even higher than usual, and in some instances, may border on fanaticism. If you’ve got a specific dream to propel, then you are – in this moment – an unstoppable force. If there’s no particular vessel into which you are pouring your prodigious zeal, then I guess it’s just gonna squirt all over the place, isn’t it? Instead of letting things get messy, set a specific goal that’s worthy of your attention and let momentum take over.

Capricorn

Pluto stations retrograde in your sign, on April 9th, bringing you a unique opportunity to explore your true motivations and your own deep, dark secrets. With lots of frenetic energy in your home and family life, this may seem to be a rather inconvenient time to be confronted by the skeletons in your closet. But, if you’re like most people, it’s your family that put them in there. You have a chance to do some rapid and intense healing, this month if you are willing to face some darkness. If not, don’t worry. Circumstances will force the issue, later this fall.

Aquarius

Your social life is more active throughout April and there’s certainly fun to be had. Just don’t forget to handle the mundane, day-to-day things in between lunch dates or you‘ll run out of clean underwear. Part of what makes you so popular these days is a growing sense of connectedness with the people in your life. You are empathic and receptive to an unusual degree and folks are enjoying the break from your usually icy demeanor. Keep those buddies close by when the full moon on April 17th lands on top of your traditional ruler, Saturn. Ask them to bring comfort food, a chick flick and some tissues.

Pisces

Career growth and prosperity are more available to you, now than they have been in years. You just have to show up and participate in their creation. It’s all too easy to slip into an attitude of entitlement cleverly disguised as the knowledge of already having worked for your success. Yeah, you invested the blood, sweat and tears. But, exactly how did you invest them? Did they go into fertile ground or did you pour them onto barren soil? The end result comes from what you do, not how much effort you expended to do it. If that cold, hard reality doesn’t completely blow your fuse, then it will galvanize your life.

About Forest

Forest is available by appointment for personal astrology and tarot readings. To make an appointment, visit her website: NuiCobalt.com or call 818-906-8263.