Memorable Marks with “Little Dave” Parker
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 by Little Dave Parker
Wed-Thurs:
Had the day off, so I hiked up Runyon Canyon…now let me say that I understand not everyone is as in shape as I am, but I wish they would bulldoze a new path that would challenge us “fortunate ones.” I would also appreciate ash trays along the path so I have somewhere to take my smoke breaks. In the meantime, I asked an overweight lady and her slightly obese daughter if they’d like a tandem piggyback ride up to the top…they were struggling already so they were happy to accept my offer, and I was finally going to get a workout. After taking some pictures at the top, I treated them all to In N Out…where I tried to influence and motivate healthy eating habits by refraining from ordering anything “animal-style.”
Fri:
Back to work: always fun at True Tattoo(hollywood)…always something to see or do. Today, for instance, I saw the WORST TATTOO OF THE WEEK: it wasn’t done in our shop, mind you…somewhere at Wilmington Swap Meet, I believe. Let it be a lesson that when you’re not willing to pay for good artists, you get bad tattoos. Or backwards Superman logos.
I also finished a tattoo that I’m very proud of, on my friend Jonny…it’s a memorial tattoo for his great aunt, who, in her later years, was prone to lighting candles in her rose garden and dressing up like the Blessed Virgin while listening to the first 2 Megadeth records. It’s a special feeling when you get to help someone remember a loved one.
Saturday:
After work went to check out my old friends Murder By Death at The Troubadour. it had been a while since they’d been through on tour, so it was a good visit. While there, I finally got a decent picture of the greatest “best friend” tattoos ever: And yes, that’s my arm and their drummer, Dagan’s. What better way to celebrate brotherhood by paying homage to one of the top 5 greatest films of all time?
I also got to talk to my old friend, Benjamin…Ben’s an especially good friend because he has on him one of the first tattoos I ever did. And I beg his forgiveness every time I see him. Meh, what are friends for?
FAN-GIRL: I’m an artist. I love art. I really wanna get into designing album art…
BEN: Cool! I’ve done some of that. Like this record for instance, I did the cover for it.
GIRL: Wow, did you do that on Illustrator?
BEN: Nope. I carved it out of a block of wood.
by the way: have you ever seen subliminal messaging on a whiskey bottle? I have…
Sun-Mon:
There’s a lot of human interaction in my line of work, as one may imagine. I love meeting new people and getting to know them as I permanently mark their skin, but I also get a real kick out of tattooing people I already know. Like the time I covered up an ex-girlfriend’s name on Bryan Adams…sure, Brian and I have known each other for a long time, but it wasn’t until I tattooed him that I understood what he meant by “cuts like a knife.”
Or like today, when I tattooed my friend Mac, of the (in)famous Los Angeles rock n roll powerhouse The Letter Openers. Mac isn’t like a lot of my customers…he actually suffers from a rare blood disorder that causes his body to react oddly while getting tattooed. As a result, his body releases an unnatural amount of adrenaline and can only be counteracted with an equally extreme depressant. My solution is to go to a bar and drink copious amounts of alcohol while “dancing out” the rest of his adrenaline. It’s the least I can do for a loyal customer and good friend. Unfortunately, his condition also causes him to hemorrhage from his armpits, so his shirt was just ruined. All in all a good night, though.
Those were the highlights of my week…tomorrow nite I’m supposed to work a private tattoo party at David Copperfield’s house. Stay tuned for that.





































