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DEREK MEARS KILLS PEOPLE…. But damn is he a nice guy…

American actor and stuntman Derek Mears is best known for his role as serial killer Jason Voorhees in the re-make of “Friday the 13th.”

He’s also known for not being around or anywhere near L.A. when The Last Vegas want him to be in their music videos … Derek is like … “Oh, sorry, I have to kill people on location for the next month” or “Oh damn, I’m in Guam … I mean, London … right now working on another movie.”

Born in Bakersfield California, (I will always think of the Rolling Stones song “Girl with far away eyes” whenever that town is ever mentioned … Did I ask if you gave a shit?) Mearsy got his start performing improv comedy, which can tell ya a lil’ about how cool of a dude the D.M. is. You can not do horror or sci-fi without a great sense of humor. That’s what I always say … (I’ve never actually said that.)

Derek has mega creds, both as a stuntman and as an actor on the boob tube and the silver screen. He’s done E.R., Alias, Nash Bridges, The Shield, My Name Is Earl, CSI:Miami, Angel, Bones, CSI: N.Y., Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Blades of Glory, Semi-Pro, The Hills Have Eyes II, Men In Black II, Cursed, Zathura, His Name was Jason: 30 years of Friday the 13th (documentary), Predators, and (just announced) will be in the next Friday the 13th … Possibly …

Mearsman had a breakthrough role in the new ‘Friday’ film, with Scott Stoddard creating the new look for Mears’ character Jason Voorhees. Dereks’ height is 6 ft. 5 in., making him one of the tallest actors to ever portray Mr. Voorhees. (Ken Zirzinger is close … Did I ask again? … ) He was nominated for an MTV movie award in the category of best villain for his portrayal of Hockey Mask head. (Heath Ledger got it that year.) And, I think, he’s contracted to return for another ‘Friday’ sequel or another film being made by Platinum Dunes. I’m not sure, but I’m gonna find out.

He recently portrayed a ‘Classic Predator’ in the 2010 sci-fi horror film sequel ‘Predators’ … Yeyeah, looking good in that one D! He appeared in the American Sitcom Community episode “Romantic Expressionism” as the star of the movies “Kick Puncher” and “Kick Puncher II” … Ha Ha Ha … Good stuff.

He is also set to appear in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strange Tides” as an unknown role … (He’s taking over for Johnny Depp … It’s a joke … please don’t come at me with law suits.)

Derek actually found some time in his busy world of avoiding TLV video locations to rap with me and answer a lil’ Q and A with yours truly …

C.C.- I’m just gonna get to the point here Derek … I’ve been learning some martial arts over here for the last 3 days and I know with your background as a stuntman, you’ve had a lot of training. So, I was thinking, the next time I’m in your neck of the woods maybe we could practice some karate in your garage or something? I know you’re well over 6 ft. tall and I’m like 5 something, but I’m pretty sure I’ve had enough training so far to take you down … Are we cool with this? … Just answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’ Derek … And don’t get cocky with me please … Ok …

D.M.- Yes

C.C.- What was it like playing ‘Captain Jack Sparrow’ in that ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie you did?

D.M.- Umm, I think you may have me confused with someone else. I did just film Pirates 4, but …

C.C.- I don’t have anymore questions for you. That’s really all I wanted to ask ya.

D.M.- (Long pause) This is awkward.

C.C.- (Long pause) No … It’s not.

C.C.- Oh wait, is there any way you could explain to us what it’s like playing the role of a sex symbol, such as Jason Voorhees? I mean, it seems the ladies really dig the mongoloid killing spree types lately. Do you see this as a fad?

D.M.- Sex symbol? Jason? I do get some unique emails, but I … Um, fad? Is this interview going well?

C.C. (Long pause) Yes … It is.

C.C.- I actually do have a few more questions I forgot I had that are not on the serious tip. What are your top favorite rock-n-roll bands?  Just off the top of yer head. You know I have to ask.

D.M.- Anything with Mike Patton, let’s see I like Korn, Metallica, Powerman 5000 … (Long pause) … What? … You want me to say The Last Vegas, right? … (pause) … Fine, The Last Vegas.

C.C.- Axe or Machete?

D.M.- AXECHETE

C.C.- Will you be playing Mr. V. again in a sequel? And, if so, can we expect to see a hot pin-up calender for the ladies to go along with it?

D.M.- Part 2 isn’t green lighted yet, so no word if I’m returning.

C.C. As Capt. Jack Sparrow?

D.M. (Long pause.. Then finishes his answer like I never asked) No word if I’m returning as Jason. No word on the pin-up calendar as well. I really should be goin’.

C.C.- Last question. Will you go out drinking with me after I whip you in Karate? I’m pretty sure I will forget my wallet if we do this.

I love being a professional … (Professional what, I don’t know)

Check out Derek in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming soon. And for the Karate match of the century with me. Should be on pay per view never.

So I’m still in the recording studio. “Mega” is all I’ll say at this point. I also just got done filming the video for the next TLV single ‘Apologize’. It will drop in December. I’m starting to feel like a mad scientist … I like that feeling! Do you think Lip Service can make me a lab coat?

Dr. Chad Cherry

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Greetings Lippy fans! Welcome to the first annual DEVIL INSIDE horror movie wrap up. Chad Cherry and I will be breaking down 2009’s gruesome offerings.  Unfortunately many of the horror movies made in 2009 where not gruesome in good way… I really hope that every director’s New Year’s resolution is to “grow a pair” because I am sick of watered down junk.  This year we got stuck with a TONE of sequels and remakes.  However there were a few surprises and some unsung heroes.  I just don’t understand why making intelligent horror has become like pulling teeth! Nor do I understand “horror” movies that suffer from total lack of gore, violence, and traumatizing scenes. It’s total bullshit.  But I’m going off on a rant now … I’ll let Mr.Cherry spill a few words then we’ll get down to the nitty gritty!

Chad: Unfortunately most of the horror movies from 2009 were re-makes gone a muck from the classics we ( the freaks haha) still adore. For the sole reason that Hollyweird must have lost some of it’s imagination. I’m sorry to have to let you in on this folks. It’s all about quick coin and fuck all to art. Taking a risk might not pay the bills ya know.  Nothing new or out of the norm with that though I guess.

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So this month I’m going to write about some of the bastard film makers of 2009 that have stuck to their guns and have fired off some doozys.

Alright first off a couple of these I’m sure you all have heard of but there might be a few in the mix that haven’t hit your radar yet. Here is my version of the blood goodies for the warped and macabre ( I’m talkin’ about Jessie) 2009 round up of what I got a chance to get into while still ROCKIN’ the foundation of this planet you all call earth!

FRIDAY THE 13th. (re-make)

I’m not gonna get into details about this re-make. Just look out for Derek Mears! He is the cat’s pajamas.

Nos: I enjoyed going to theater and seeing it but I think that had more to do with the group I went with. Considering all the things that could have gone wrong with this remake, I think it turned out better than expected. Derek Mears did a damn fine job as Jason.

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DRAG ME TO HELL

Chad: This is Sam Raimi getting back to his old crazy ways of film making. Ala Evil Dead I and II and Army of Darkness! Excited? You should be.If you haven’t seen any of these movie get out from rock you have been livin’ under punk! This one focuses on a supernatural curse that gets placed on young lady by a Gypsy witch bitch. Now hexed, her world turns into a gnarly and very terrible acid trip of evil! The old lady in this movie is H.O. double T- HOTT! Check out the pics!!! OOOOH BABY! Don’t mess with eastern European hags man.

Nos: A lot of people hated this movie, I was not one of them. DRAG ME TO HELL was a fun summer flick that had a couple of good scares in it. Was it the second coming of Alfred Hitchcock? No and that’s not what you should’ve been expecting. This is Raimi folks. His movies, though charming, are not rocket science. –And that’s okay! I was just happy to see something that wasn’t  a damn remake!

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MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D

Chad: O.k…So I’ll admit it. Even though the 1981 original George Mihalka directed version is ‘King’…’King’ I say! I did like this re-make. Come on, it was in 3D. It has some good nudity and some great blood splatter everything. Also my bro Tom Atkins (Night of the Creeps, The Fog, Halloween III etc.) kicks ass till he gets his jaw and face removed. The orig is my fav but Patrick Lussier did a stand up job for this classic re-make about a miner that kills his co-workers, survives a cave-in, wakes up from a coma, slaughters every one in site, retreats back to the cave, gets shot by the cops, comes back 10 years later….(Hold on let me catch my breath-…Alright where was I…Oh ya.) Starts up the most wicked massacre the lil’ mining town has ever seen and stuffs ripped out hearts in candy boxes…Romantic. -Three words- PICK AXE STYLE!!! Watch the O.G. first.

Nos: This is one of two cases where the remake actually “wowed” me! (The first was THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake.) The original MY BLOODY VALENTINE is a true slasher classic.  This remake had a lot to live up to and it started things off right with the 3D. The acting was really well done and I enjoyed the new little twists they put on the story! The gore made me laugh out loud in the theater. – Naturally disturbing all those around me. I feel these late 70’s, early 80’s slasher films translate into better remakes … mostly because the originals aren’t that well known and had budget limitations.  It’s still not an excuse to redo someone else’s work or be lazy. But if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

I wish someone would send ME a bloody heart in a candy box!

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DEAD SNOW

Chad: Guess what’s not nice?…. Zombies! O.k., now guess what’s even worse? …. Nazis! Put the two together and what do ya have?…. Sour kraut and sausage? No dummy! NAZI ZOMBIES!!!! That’s not designed to make anybody feel good. Norwegian director Tommy Wirkola’s horror comedy Dead Snow is though! In this one a group of med students on an Easter holiday hit up a cabin in the middle of snowy ass Norway to enjoy in some skiing, drinking, sex, unfrozen blood thirsty swastika wearin’ living dead guys, molotov cocktails, chainsaws, machine guns attached to snowmobiles, decapitation and death. Holy Happy Easter fuckers! If you don’t want to watch this after my explanation then get out of my house (just kidding). If you do what to see this then get ready to po-po in yer pants! Hilarious and nasty!

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MARTYRS

Nos: This movie fucked me up. It’s seriously hard for me to even write about it because I don’t like reflecting on it. The film is wonderfully made and the acting is indescribable. And that’s what’s wrong with it: It’s too good at what it does. The story is about a childhood abuse survivor seeks revenge … and that’s not doing the plot justice. What unfolds is beyond words. All I can really say is that I watch horror and exploitation on a daily bases and this movie had me in tears by the end.

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RUN BITCH RUN!

Chad: Joseph Guzman’s 09 exploitation flick in the vain of ‘LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT’, ‘I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE’, and ‘MS.45.’. A total throw back 70′s style rape turns into revenge, catholic school girls on the wrong side of the tracks dealio. A classic revenge movie scene for scene! Gritty, filthy, gore ridden, rape and sodomy. Why do I watch these kinda movies? Because I am not right….At all. No matter how liberal you think you are, – this movie will offend you -…Big Time! And it’s got Daeg Faerch who played lil’ Micheal Myers in Halloween in it too. Cute. “PAY BACK IS A BITCH”

SAW VI

Nos: It’s hard to keep sequels interesting. On average they to fizzle out around 3 and are beyond stupid by 5. However the SAW franchise has done a damn good job keeping its fans happy. We’re at 6. 6!!! And that silly Jig Saw is still finding clever ways to make people play his game. In this episode we watched SCREAM QUEEN winner Tanedra Howard hack off her own arm, saw what was in “the box”, and learned that yes indeed they could stretch this out to part VII.  I know the spell will be broken someday but I’m happy to report it wasn’t with VI!

HALLOWEEN 2

Chad: Written and directed by a creep named Rob Zombie. I’ve been in love with these movies since I heard the name John Carpenter, and I don’t give a good goddamn what trash talkin’ Micheal Myers super fans say about this re-make. Rob knows his shit. Period. Zombie puts another shade of darkness on “The Shape” and opens the door of brutality on this puppy, showing us what lies behind the mask and how tormented the lives of the surviving victims have become. Not pretty… Not pretty all. I went to the theater 3 times to see this bitch. One of my 09 favs.

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THE ROAD

Nos: So this movie doesn’t fit neatly into the package of horror film but I’m going to include it in my list. (Hey I could be writing about THE UNBORN but I’d rather not go there.) THE ROAD is a post apocalyptic film that focuses on a father and son’s survival. In a world where most movies are a nauseous blur of shallow predictability, THE ROAD stands out with its depth and soul. This film is scary. The world is dying and growing cold, birds and other small creatures only exist in books, most of the human race has resorted to cannibalism. In all this hopelessness the father and son keep each other going. It’s a really remarkable film that I think horror fans would really appreciate.

TRICK R TREAT

Nos: This movie is really special. I remember catching little glimpses of the preview trailer and getting SO excited about it! I adore anthology horror and I thought it was greatest thing that it was coming back to the big screen. But alas … Hollywood can be really stupid. This gem didn’t make it to the big screen and was instead released right to DVD.  It’s the studio’s loss because this movie is an instant classic. TRICK R TREAT (Not to be confused with TRICK OR TREAT starring Ozzy and Gene Simmons.) brought back all the fuzzy warm feelings of Halloween as a child. It’s the perfect spooky film and has one of the most beautiful sets I’ve ever seen. I simply must applaud production designer Mark Freeborn for his amazing work. (As a side note Freeborn was also the production designer for HARPER’S ISLAND and WILLARD.)

Chad: Writer/director Micheal Dougherty’s anthology of four terrifying Halloween stories put together “Creepshow” style (love that movie) shows you how shit can get nuts if ya break all Hallows eve traditions. And Sam, the lil’ guy (or whatever the hell he is?!?!) wearing a burlap pumpkin mask and has a cameo in all episodes let’s ya know that creatures, sicko’s, urban legends, jack-o-lanterns and little red riding hood can fuck up the most frightening night of the year…Halloween. Candy apples with razor blades… Tasty.

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What’s up with Chad?

Look out for the new single and video by – THE LAST VEGAS – “WHAT EVER GETS YOU OFF” !!!! And thank you to all the TLV warriors who made “I’M BAD” the itunes single of the year!!! My finale note to all is……. WEAR LIPS SERVICE CLOTHING AND YOU WILL BE A SEXUAL TYRANOSAURAUS!!!! Trust me.

What’s up with Nos?

I’ve been hard at work on my new website! So many new photos and never before seen video going into this … I can’t wait to show everyone! If you want up to the minute details check out my FACEBOOK page and my TWITTER.

And if you’re looking for that last minute holiday gift to yourself stop by: myblackumbrella.com!

I really can’t stop looking at this hot little number (the Dust Storm Moto Jacket) from the Ghost Town collection! **note from the Webmistress: I have mine and it’s fucking delicious … like denim and brushed velvet had a love child! That is all.**