Jardin Noir
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 by Vanity Kills
Jardin Noir
Our heroine is no stranger to the plight of unrequited love. You see, she’s got a penchant for falling for boys that reside exclusively in the pages of dusty old tomes. Boys she’ll never have. Between studying each note in every Nick Cave song and idealized romanticism, she found no time for the flesh and blood male. Until one found her. And wouldn’t go away. Thus she allowed him into her inner sanctum. Unsure how to proceed with such a creature, the flesh and blood boy did as all flesh and blood boys do. He broke her heart.
At a loss, she retreated to her place of solace and plucked and single yellow lily.
He loves me…
He loves me not…

The last petal fell to the ground. She still didn’t know.
Emotion had led her astray, so she realized that rely on logic she must.
She slit his throat and buried him in a bed of flowers.
And where the blood once fell, yellow lilies grow.
Only the black garden knows all her secrets. But she prefers “Jardin Noir”. She thinks French words make her sound more sophisticated…
For an anything but “garden variety” look:
Start with a chic, versatile* blouse such as the Black Tales, White Lies What Comes Around Goes Around Long Sleeved Button Up Top in the black/white colorway for a touch of polished elegance. The circular black and white striped ruffle detail around the neckline makes the shirt stand on its own, so no need for additional accessories. Save your gargantuan “statement necklace” for another time, s’il vous plait.

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Embrace the lace in Tomorrow’s Parties Yesterday Floor Length Skirt in a black/ivory colorway. It’s nearly impossible not to fall in lust with the lace overlay and ruffle finish. The sash ties into a decorative bow in the back, which draws attention to your posterior in a more refined way than having JUICY emblazoned across your ass.

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Ridiculously high platformed matte black Mary Janes save you from collecting various foliage in your skirt’s ruffles without distracting from the rest of your ensemble.
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The ever necessary black lace parasol shields you from carcinogenic rays AND doubles as a murder weapon. Since you’re apparently gother than thou, most people will dismiss the blood stains as mere decoration.

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PVC batwinged skull hair clips add a helping of sugary girlie gloom.
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For delicately dreamy waves:
- Apply a small amount of volumizing mousse to slightly damp hair.
- Blow dry with a diffuser until completely dry.
- Separate into 1- 1 1/2 “ sections .
- Curl with a medium barrel curling iron
- Coil each curled section around your finger.
- Slide the curl off your finger .
- Insert a bobby pin to hold it in place.
- Repeat the process until you have curled and pinned the remainder of your hair in an identical manner.
- Spritz with hair spray to extend the life of your creation.
- Unpin all the curls
- Run fingers through all the curls to give them a looser, more natural appearance.
Chin length hair? Chelsea? Mohawk?
Just wig it , girls.
Alas stay clear of the Halloween section at Party City and visit a reputable wig shop in your area.
I scored this black piece at a Manhattan shop for $60. I’ve tricked it out with ultra cute gothy hair accessories for the club and kept it corporately cool in the office.
- Get more mileage out of your Blacklist favorites!
This Black Tales, White Lies What Comes Around Goes Around Long Sleeved Button Up
can also:
-Be paired with a matching black fitted blazer, a well tailored pencil skirt and round toe pumps for a sleek 9 to 5 approved corporate goth look.
-Dress up a pair of distressed denim jeans to add some “I look really hot without even having try” flair to your daily wardrobe.
Gilt Trip
Because black eyeliner was so “Fetish Aristocracy”.
Because you’ll outshine all the other girls…literally.
General Prep Work
You will need:
Moisturizer ,Primer , Concealer, Liquid Foundation, Foundation Brush, Translucent Powder, Powder brush
Wash your face with a cleanser formulated especially for your skin type. Rinse thoroughly and pat dry with a soft cloth. Prep your skin with moisturizer before applying concealer in order to ensure a smoother, flake free application. Before proceeding any further allow your skin to properly absorb the moisturizer. This should take about 10 minutes. Since foundation worn alone often has a nasty habit of settling in the fine lines around your mouth, near your eyes and on your forehead, I highly recommend using a primer after you’ve moisturized your face. Utilizing a small amount of primer helps to fill in unflattering expression lines, pores and scars, thus allowing foundation to actually do its job! Nix blemishes and skin discoloration by gently patting concealer over the trouble area. Follow by blending with your ring finger.
Apply a liquid foundation that best matches your skin tone to your face and neck with a foundation brush (A full dome shaped brush works beautifully). Start by applying small dots in the center of your face and then moving outward]. Set everything in place by finishing off with a thin coat of translucent powder. Use a full, round shaped powder brush for optimal results.
Prep your lids with eyeshadow primer, whose job is to neutralize the colour of your lids which in turn makes for brighter more vibrant shadow. It also prevents said shadow from creasing.
Eyes:
You will need:
Eyeshadow primer, Black eyeliner, Shimmering bronze crème eye shadow pencil, Rich sparkly loose copper pigment,Frosted gold eyeshadow, Pressed pearly white eyeshadow, Eyeshadow brush with a round/tapered edge, Blending brush, Eyelash curler, Black mascara
For sexy copper toned lids, color in your entire eyelid from lashline to crease with a shimmering bronze crème eye shadow pencil. See Figure 1.
Figure 1

Grab a brush with a tapered/rounded edge and dip it into the sparkly loose copper pigment. Gently tap, DO NOT SWIPE, the pigment across your entire eyelid from lashline to crease. Tapping the pigment on results in much higher color payoff. Cover the entire area that you’ve previously filled in with your bronze crème eye shadow pencil. See Figure 2. This will double up on the copper shade and ensure that your lids are visible across the dancefloor in a dimly lit bar. After all you never know who you’ll need to bat them from a distance ;)
Figure 2

Using a blending brush add some metallic orange based copper eyeshadow to the outer crease of your eye and bring it down to your lashline on the outer corner of your eyelid. Your creation should be in the shape of the letter “V”. If you shave and draw your brows on you can extend the shadow past your crease and onto the lower part of your browbone, since you obviously have more room to work with. Clean the orange eyeshadow off your blending brush. Starting at the inner crease of your eye swipe some frosted gold eyeshadow outward toward where the metallic orange based copper eyeshadow sits. If you’re devoid of eyebrows, feel free to extend the shadow past your crease and onto the lower part of your browbone just. When you’re done, the outer part of your crease(and some of your browbone if you’re eyebrowless) should be a bold orangey copper shade, while the inner part should be a frosty gold color. Blend both shades into each other at their meeting point which should lie somewhere at the halfway point in the crease of your eye. Then blend both shades into the rich loose copper pigment that you added in Figure 2. Yet again clan your blending brush and after you’ve done so, highlight your browbone with a healthy dose of pearly white eyeshadow, which should be placed directly under your eyebrows[regardless if they’re fake or natural]. Blend the pearly white eyeshadow into the two colors that you’ve blended into your crease, the orangey copper and the frosted gold. Light shimmery shadows placed directly under the eyebrow’s arch really help to bring your whole eye makeup together. Line your bottom lid starting from the outer corner of your eye , slowly making your way toward the inner corner. Most of the color should be concentrated in the outer corner. Curl your eyelashes with an eyelash curler and top off with 2 coats of black mascara.
Face:
You will need:
Blush brush, Pink blush, Bronzer
Behold the power of cheekbone contouring! Swipe some pressed bronzer onto your blush brush. Starting mid-cheek, going towards your ear apply the bronzer into the hollows of your cheeks using short, up-and-down vertical strokes. As I’ve previously explained, darker shades have the tendency to give you those coveted slightly gaunt cheekbones, since they give the illusion of the hollows of your cheeks receding. Using the same technique add pink blush to the apples of your cheeks, which will cause them to protrude. Make sure to blend it well in order to avoid harsh lines which can make you look like you got punched in the face.
Lips:
You will need:
Flesh toned lip liner, Shimmery copper lip gloss
Use a flesh toned lip liner to fill in your lips starting at the center of your natural lip line and moving toward the outer corners. This will keep migrating lipgloss at bay. Now let’s rock some shimmery copper lipgloss to continue the precious metal makeup theme. Beginning in the center of your upper lip, gently press the gloss wand into the flesh of your lip and then proceed to roll it over the entire top lip area, working toward the edges. See Figure 3.

Now go forth and execute your crimes of passion…
But never fashion.





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Vanity Kills
Credits:
Photography:
Fashion shots by:
Jennifer Link
Makeup shots by:
Meagan Kyla
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1004843
Model:
Vanity Kills
http://www.modelmayhem.com/vanitykills
Location:
Buffalo Japanese Garden








